Let’s face it, life is hard, but there are two things that can make it easier. The first is wine, preferably consumed in one of our funny engraved wine glasses. The second thing is humor. We enjoy all kinds of humor, from puns to knock-knock jokes. But our favorite way to be funny is sarcasm, because it’s all in the attitude. Here are some of our favourite sarcastic wine glasses. For maximum snark, please imagine the rest of this blog in the voice of Chandler Bing from Friends. (Could we BE any more into funny wine glasses?!)
This is the best etched wine tumbler to buy for your sassy, sarcastic best friend. How many times have you complained about your day to your BFF only for them to give you an eye roll and a dose of sarcastic realness in one sentence: “Bitch, please.” It’s the “please” that really sells the sarcasm, because true friendship doesn’t need politeness. This to-go wine tumbler is the perfect accessory to take when you and your snarky bestie want to hit the beach.
Motherhood can be super stressful, and often requires a bit of liquid fortification. Since it’s a 24/7 job, you can’t take a break from parenting to have a drink, so you need to multitask and drink while parenting. If the kids ask to have a sip of your grape juice, tell them that it’s a special juice only for mommies. They have their sippy cups, and you have yours. Kids don’t appreciate the nuances of sarcasm just yet, but they will… probably when they become parents themselves.
We enjoy this funny etched wine glass for when your hubby is just not stepping up in the romance department. This glass offers a subtle sarcastic hint that he hasn’t taken you for a long romantic walk in… well, maybe ever? And quite honestly, this glass of Merlot is doing more for your libido than he is. Buy two of these glasses and crack open a bottle with the hubs to remind him that romance should be a group activity.
This sarcastic etched wine glass falls under the category of “shame sarcasm”, which is honestly a lost art. When you’re sharing a bottle of Pinot Grigio with some friends, inevitably someone will say, “Oh, I couldn’t possibly have another glass!” (We have definitely never been that person.) Glare at your lightweight friend over the rim of this glass and let the impact of the message wash over them. Nobody likes a quitter, so tell them to drink up!
Our love of wine runs deep, so deep in fact that it courses through our veins. We love the deadpan sarcasm of this t-shirt, If someone asks your blood type, we dare you to respond “It’s wine” in your most serious voice (Unless the question is being asked by a medical professional during a health crisis, in which case… well, use your judgement. Your doctor might have a sense of humor.)
Wine is like sarcasm - it’s all in the delivery. That’s why you should drink your wine in a funky and sarcastic wine glass. We’ve picked out just a few of our favorite glasses that will have you chuckling at the highbrow humor. The next time you’re laughing and drinking with your group of friends, just remember - if you can’t think of the perfect sarcastic comeback, your wine glass can!
