You know the look — mid-sentence, wine glass in hand, and suddenly your words come out just a little too smooth. The "I'm Not Slurring My Words. I'm Speaking in Cursive" stemless wine glass is the perfect funny engraved wine glass gift for anyone who's ever owned that moment — birthdays, girls' night, or bachelorette parties.

• 16 oz Stemless Wine Glass — a generous pour for every occasion
• Laser-Etched Text (Not Printed!) — permanently engraved into the glass, guaranteed to never fade, chip, or peel
• Dishwasher Safe — the engraving holds up wash after wash
• Gift-Ready Packaging — arrives safely in an attractive gift box
• Free Shipping on orders over $35

Perfect For

Birthdays · Bachelorette Parties · Wine Nights · Mother's Day · Secret Santa · Just Because

Exclusively designed and laser-engraved by Lushy Wino. The humor is guaranteed. The wine is up to you.

We proudly offer FREE standard shipping on all domestic orders for the USA.

Shipping times vary based on the product ordered. Here are our current estimates by product type:

• 16-ounce Wine Glasses: 5-9 days 

• Custom Wine Glasses / 19-ounce Wine Glasses: 7-9 days

• T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Hoodies & Leggings:  10-12 days

• Pillow Covers & Fleece Blankets: 10-12 days

• Wine Backpacks & Totes: 4-5 days

Do you offer overnight shipping or expedited shipping?

No, not at this time.

I don't live in the U.S. Can I still place an order?

Unfortunately, we cannot accommodate international orders at this time.